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  <title>Meh</title>
  <subtitle>Unique, Like everyone else...</subtitle>
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  <updated>2005-09-17T18:01:16Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:32976</id>
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    <title>wee!</title>
    <published>2005-09-17T18:01:16Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-17T18:01:16Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Offspring - Why Dont You Get A Job</lj:music>
    <content type="html">i haven't updated for a while, but for you people reading this that dont know, i got my tongue pierced 2 weeks ago.  im going through like, withdrawals...i wanna make out. i wanna get fucked up, but i can't--not for another few weeks. blah!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:32555</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-08-20T11:48:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-20T18:48:38Z</published>
    <updated>2005-08-20T18:48:38Z</updated>
    <lj:music>breaking benjamin - next to nothing</lj:music>
    <content type="html">im gonna kill my brother. he's an asshole.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:31936</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-06-30T22:33:00</title>
    <published>2005-07-01T05:31:52Z</published>
    <updated>2005-07-01T05:31:52Z</updated>
    <content type="html">i took about 6 table spoons of delsym...i should be seeing vapor trails any minute now...</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:31514</id>
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    <title>I'm So Cool.</title>
    <published>2005-06-21T00:51:28Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-21T00:51:28Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Blink 182 - Dysentery Gary</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I've been too cool to update this shizzy, yo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm working like, 55 hours a week, making pretty good money--thats why i've had NO time to write some more.  I still don't have a tattoo--but i plan on getting it once one of my other friends decide what kind they want.  I want the 'blades' one, it'll be about an inch and a half big, so no big ass shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss my older sister, and she hasn't moved yet...its Jess, by the way.  she's moving to san-fran tomorrow. :-(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But, I'm gonna see Land of the Dead tonight, Sneak Peak.  I'll update and post an article about how much it kicks ass, cause Zombies are awesomely cool.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:31344</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-06-05T08:33:00</title>
    <published>2005-06-05T15:39:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-06-05T15:39:36Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Dead Silence</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I want a tattoo of a sun...I don't know why, I just want one...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Which one should I get on my back left shoulder blade?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;Some Tribal Tattoo?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/20PVXC04/tribal.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blades?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/20PVXC04/suntattoo.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or the Godsmack sun, in Color or Black?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/20PVXC04/godsmackcolor.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/20PVXC04/godsmack.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:31222</id>
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    <title>Website</title>
    <published>2005-05-27T15:30:26Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-27T15:30:26Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Sponge - Molly</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I made a website to give my expression, whether it be from MY OPINION of making fun of a group of kids [emo, pop-punk, posers, etc..], to things that piss me off, or things that have pissed me off because people are redneck conservatives and are against everything on our constitution.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, here's the address for the website, enjoy it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;www.geocities.com/pvxcountry2005/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and feel free to post the site in an entry, help promote me, i guess. :-)</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:30835</id>
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    <title>what the fuck...</title>
    <published>2005-05-24T00:19:58Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-24T00:19:58Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Third Eye Blind - Motorcycle Drive By</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Everyone takes me too goddamn seriously.  If I have an opinion, I will share. Who gives a shit if you get offended or if I offend you? We all have our own opinions, and frankly, I couldn't give two shits about yours.  I won't be offended because I'm open minded. Thats why I dont believe in God and other things that people would consider "morally correct."  I chose not to do, or to do things that others chose to do or do not.  Why does it matter?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you eat a piece of shit from a toilet, I'm gonna slap you with my cock and punch you in the nose; but congradulations on that: You're A Dumbass.  If I choose to go rock climbing, and I fall 150 feet and break my ribs and my leg, why does it matter what other people think? "oh, he's a dumbass, he fell." or "haha what a fucking loser."  Well, good for you, shit eater.  I don't care about your comments, its YOUR opinion and what YOU are thinking.  Why should I be offended as to what YOU say?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People have told me that I'm an ass when it comes to things like this.  Why do you care about MY opinion? Sorry if I offended you, oh scary one.  Here's a spoiler for your life: You will die alone.  ((::gasp:: Oh No! I offended you with my opinion! Blow me.))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now eat shit and be more liberal.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:30604</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-05-21T10:14:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-21T17:13:45Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-21T17:13:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">the word "Love" is over used, and is starting to become overrated...thats just my opinion (well no shit sherlock, its my livejournal, im gonna say whatever the fuck i wanna say. bitches.)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:30402</id>
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    <title>Region Pics</title>
    <published>2005-05-19T19:50:50Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-19T19:57:19Z</updated>
    <lj:music>DMB - Halloween</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I forgot to tell everyone! i made the region finals on tuesday for the open 800.  i was leading the pre-lim race for over a lap and a half, then 2 guys blew by me at the top curve, then a group of 4 passed me in the last 20 meters, so i was like, 'well shit. 2:08 isn't bad. new PR, nice way to end the open season.' then on thursday i was talking with coach D and he was like, 'yeah you made the finals, you are the last qualifier.'  w00t!!!!  so then friday came, i was in last place for the first 200, then basically sprinted the 600 rest.  i went out in 62 and in about 7th place? then i passed one more on the back straight, then passed this kid from bonanza in the last 15 meters--payback's a &lt;font size="+2"&gt;&lt;b&gt;BITCH.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;  so i got 5th place, all region in the 800 with a 2:06.  Dropped 4 seconds in 3 days in the 800.  now i'm burned out, and state is tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here are some region pics, hope you enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;try and find me, its almost like a Where's Waldo, only way easier.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/20PVXC04/RegionTrack2.bmp" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v377/20PVXC04/RegionTrack.bmp" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:30113</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-05-10T21:49:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-11T04:48:10Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-11T04:48:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">WE'RE GOING TO STATE IN THE 4X800!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got a new PR in the 800, 2:10: my goal for track, finally got it with what i honestly thought would be my last race. =D</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:29800</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-05-08T10:33:00</title>
    <published>2005-05-08T17:34:55Z</published>
    <updated>2005-05-08T17:34:55Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Semisonic - Closing Time</lj:music>
    <content type="html">yo, its been a while since my birthday.  not alot has happened besides school being a pain in the ass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but anyway, i won the run off on friday for the 4x800 team, i made it. w00t!!!!!!!!  region is Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday.  4x8 final on Tuesday (no pre-lim for it), open 800 pre-lim on wednesday, then open 800 final on friday.  i think i can make it to friday. but we'll see.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:29610</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-04-25T07:53:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-25T14:54:08Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-25T14:54:08Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Switchfoot - Gone</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="+4"&gt;TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:29204</id>
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    <title>More cool stuff</title>
    <published>2005-04-22T04:41:28Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-22T04:41:28Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Drowning Pool - Sinner</lj:music>
    <content type="html">As Lee asked in a comment, Prom was one of the great things that happened.  I was prom royalty court with Mike Clarke and James.  James won prom king, but he wasn't there :-(  its like winning american idol and not singing...oh well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But if you want more detail on prom, just ask :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm running again, still have a little cough though. we did an endurance speed workout today, three 800's.  my times sucked. its going to blow racing again, but i felt very good running yesterday for 6 miles.  my times were like, 2:31, 2:35, and 2:40 or something.  it was painful...as i said before.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then the best thing happened to me today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;A BLACK MAN CALLED ME A NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&lt;/b&gt;  that was amazing.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:29043</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-04-19T18:31:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-20T01:33:39Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-20T01:33:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">yo, i haven't been here for a while...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but everythings good but shitty.  just my luck, lets say that...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dinnah time!</content>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-04-07T08:43:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-07T15:55:08Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-07T15:55:08Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Don McLean - American Pie</lj:music>
    <content type="html">wow, this is crazy...friday night went to the movies with amber and the guys, saturday watched a movie at alex's house, and amber was there.  sunday we went and got lunch together, monday went to fazoli's because of the race on tuesday, which she showed up to.  we got 1st in the 4x800, the order was chris, me, danny, james.  chris got a 2:07, i got a 2:11 (PR), danny got a 2:10, and james got a 2:06 i think.  but anyway, we won.  then i ran the 3200, got an 11:28...i could have done 11:teens, but ashley was running with me, and im running faster than her rival, so she wanted to pace with me for about an 11:30 or so, and i was like, 'ok, well i was going to go for 11:teens...' but i ended up pacing her. our 2nd lap was BAD, 3rd lap hard, 5th lap BAD, 6th and 7th laps were better, and then finished up. first mile was 5:43, 3 seconds slower than what i wanted, but there's always next time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then yesterday i got in a fight with my mom, once again, and just a whole bunch of stuff was going on, 4 hours of sleep, AP form for english, all that other good stuff.  then it turns out i got booted from the 4x8 team for the trip up to Reno, and i'm only running the mile.  i was like, 'ok, well then can i run the steeple?' and coach was like, 'need 3 people and coach odea doesn't want anyone to break a leg or an ankle.' so i was like, 'well shit!' so im stuck with the mile unless someone drops or an opening in any other event.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;to add on to yesterday, some minor girl problems, but nothing too big.  i was stressing out about plans for Prom, and plans for later today.  I'm gonna hang out with amber for my last night in town before sunday, and i'll be sleeping my ass off sunday, so yeah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TOMORROW: wake up at 5 to go to the school, catch the bus at 6, have an 8 hour bus ride up to Reno, get off and maybe compete and cheer on everyone, meet up with lisa, and then eat and go hang out where ever with the team.&lt;br /&gt;SATURDAY: wake up at 6, compete in the mile (probably around 10:30-11?), cheer on everyone else, and then come back home.  we'll get back into vegas at around 2am on Sunday morning.  blah--good song though. haha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So thats basically whats been happenin'.  catch ya later.</content>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-03-31T22:36:00</title>
    <published>2005-04-01T06:44:42Z</published>
    <updated>2005-04-01T06:44:42Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Sum 41 - Pieces</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Wow, what a great day! wee!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First, i woke up and ate breakfast and shit.  then worked on the Hamlet essay, wrote the first paragraph and started the second, then i had to go to school.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I met Amber after 4th during 1st break, we hung out in front of the school, and then i asked her to prom.  She said "yes, of course i'll go to prom with you!" w00t. and then "wow, this made my day, thanks!" so yeah, it made my day too. =)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Student aide was boring...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then track was great too.  Coach said that anyone he wanted to go up to Reno is going to go, so...I'M GOING UP TO RENO TO COMPETE IN THE REED ROTARY INVITE ON THE 8TH AND 9TH, NEXT FRIDAY AND SATURDAY!!!! then we played Fr-occer, 15 minutes of soccer and then 15 minutes of frisbee.  I probably participated the most, and im really working on my training and taking those days seriously now. I &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;NEED&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt; to break 5 in the mile, and 2:10 in the 800.  hopefully i can do it shortly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next, i went to Ruby Tuesday with my mom and dad for food, yay! no biggie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally, I finished my Hamlet essay with 1588 words, and the requirement was 1500. YAYUH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alright, thats about it. my day. Highlights: Taking Amber to Prom, Making her (and my) day, Going to Reno, and Track practice. w00t! i wish life was usually like this! :-D</content>
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    <title>New Update</title>
    <published>2005-03-31T05:16:01Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-31T05:16:01Z</updated>
    <lj:music>3rd eye blind</lj:music>
    <content type="html">had a track meet today, i ran the 1600 and 800.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;New PR in the 1600, 5:07!&lt;br /&gt;Still stuck at 2:12 in the 800.   3rd consecutive time getting it. rawr.&lt;br /&gt;But, i will most likely go to Reno to run in the Reed Rotary Invite, so yeah. i'll keep you all updated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And, i might have a date for prom soon, i plan on asking her next time i see her :-D</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:27947</id>
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    <title>It's Been A While</title>
    <published>2005-03-27T08:09:35Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-27T08:09:35Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Mudvayne - Happy?</lj:music>
    <content type="html">It's been a while since i last updated, so here's a long update....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the 19th, there was the Palo Verde Relays, we got 2nd place in the 4x800, i got 2:12 again.  nothing special.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sunday the 20th, I went to Cabo in Mexico!  i got wasted every night, mostly from margaritas, strawberry dakeris, and shots of tequilla.  that was fun... but the only thing that sucked was that i had my own hotel room and there were no girls my age there, the oldest one i talked to was 16 and we talked for probably like, a total of 20 minutes.  what else sucked was that i was led on by 13 year olds that were in 8th grade...if you wanna hear the story, just ask me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So i came back from Cabo on friday, kinda with a withdrawal from alcohol, i wanted to order a margarita at dinner, but i forgot that its 21 again. oh well...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then tonight i had some buddy's come over to play poker and watch a movie.  i won 10.25, so i came out with 15.25, and then that brings my total winnings to $110.50 in poker =D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then the movie, the shining, haha.  that was fun.  it was Me, Zach, Chris, Jimbo, Jess, Amber, Katey, and amber and katey's cousin Ryan.  It was fun, i got a massage, zzzzz, gave amber a massage, but i dont think she liked it. oh well. haha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So thats about all thats happened.  besides tomorrow i have a big ass bitch to write...stupid english homework &amp;gt;:O  we never get homework during the week, but we now have frickin' 2 tests and an essay to write...fuck this shit man, lets go bowling.</content>
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    <title>NEW PR'S!!!!!!!!!</title>
    <published>2005-03-17T05:37:28Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-17T05:37:28Z</updated>
    <lj:music>AC/DC - Back In Blaq</lj:music>
    <content type="html">today was GREAT!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;800 - 2:12, was aiming for 2:15&lt;br /&gt;3200 - 11:26(.1), was aiming for 11:45&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i think my goal for the 2 mile was to get 11:30...looks like i'll have to try and get in the 10:50's...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well, im pooped, so good night!</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:27571</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-03-14T21:09:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-15T05:20:36Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-15T05:20:36Z</updated>
    <lj:music>AFI - This Celluloid Dream</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Ok, so the military ball was really fun with Trasia on saturday night.  :-)  i didn't mind that her mom drove, but whatever.  and for everyone to know, nothing is going on between us, and nothing will happen between us...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then sunday, didn't do much besides hike the mountain...i fell like, 3 times, got a few scratches.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then today, my mom woke me up at 6:30, 'Danny, get up! you're late!' and i was like, 'damnit woman, its a B day i get to sleep in!' and she was like, 'oh, ok go back to bed.' and then i fell asleep again, and then was woken up by the cleaning ladies.  then went to school, didn't do much in student aide and then came home.  trasia isn't doing track anymore becuase of volleyball. bummer. but coach yelled at me for going to the bathroom during the run..i was like, 'i have to go..ya know' and he was like, 'get it together!' blah blah...then he said probably that the order will be Danny L, Damian, ME!, then Jared as the last leg for the 4x800.  usually the 3rd leg is the fastest, and 4th is just holding them off.  but lets see how i do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we got a race wednesday, 4x800 and 3200 races.  first event and 2nd to last event.  woo...i'll tell ya guys how it goes..</content>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-03-12T12:44:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-12T20:46:50Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-12T20:46:50Z</updated>
    <lj:music>maroon 5</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Jog-A-Thon was today...we played frisbee instead.  haha.  then i went to bowling and i bowled a 189, wee!  now i have to go get trasia's corsage for tonight's military ball thing...im kinda scared because her mom looks down on me because of certain decisions i've made...but anyway, i have to get that thing...back later.</content>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-03-10T16:52:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-11T00:52:41Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-11T00:52:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">haha, i didn't add in that after i put the last entry in i got wasted and threw up 8 times...haha, have fun eating dinner tonight after reading this :-)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it was black, red and blue! red from blood, blue from sour starburst, and i dont know what came back black...maybe from about 10 shots of warm gin...iunno, but it sucked.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:masturbassist05:26637</id>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-03-06T20:58:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-07T05:01:58Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-07T05:01:58Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Papa Roach</lj:music>
    <content type="html">yep, lets see....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i felt like crap right after dinner, then girl problems...kinda, then i found out that my band broke up on friday (thanks for telling me guys.), and i still feel like crap.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but hanging out at the park was fun =).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yep, thats about it.</content>
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    <title>masturbassist05 @ 2005-03-06T13:36:00</title>
    <published>2005-03-06T21:41:11Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-06T21:41:11Z</updated>
    <lj:music>AFI - Days Of The Phoenix</lj:music>
    <content type="html">wee! iunno...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my weekend was pretty cool.  gladiators game, aaron's movie night/party thing, now its sunday.  so yeah, i think im gonna hang out with trasia today, but im not sure.  she'll call me and tell me whats up, but for now im gonna eat sour starbursts and cheez-its :-)</content>
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    <title>Tell me...</title>
    <published>2005-03-05T07:33:22Z</published>
    <updated>2005-03-05T07:33:22Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Stone Temple Pilots - Days Of The Week</lj:music>
    <content type="html">WHAT IF...?&lt;br /&gt;» I committed suicide:&lt;br /&gt;» I said I liked you:&lt;br /&gt;» I kissed you:&lt;br /&gt;» I lived next door to you:&lt;br /&gt;» I started smoking:&lt;br /&gt;» I stole something:&lt;br /&gt;» I was hospitalized:&lt;br /&gt;» I ran away from home:&lt;br /&gt;» I got into a fight and you weren't there:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;» Personality:&lt;br /&gt;» Eyes:&lt;br /&gt;» Face:&lt;br /&gt;» Hair:&lt;br /&gt;» Clothes:&lt;br /&gt;» Mannerisms:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1] Who are you?&lt;br /&gt;[2] Are we friends?&lt;br /&gt;[3] When and how did we meet?&lt;br /&gt;[4] How have I affected you?&lt;br /&gt;[5] What do you think of me?&lt;br /&gt;[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?&lt;br /&gt;[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?&lt;br /&gt;[8] Do you love me?&lt;br /&gt;[9] Have I ever hurt you?&lt;br /&gt;[10] Would you hug me?&lt;br /&gt;[11] Would you kiss me?&lt;br /&gt;[12] Would you do me?&lt;br /&gt;[13] Are we close?&lt;br /&gt;[14] Emotionally, what stands out?&lt;br /&gt;[15] Do you wish I was cooler?&lt;br /&gt;[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?&lt;br /&gt;[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.&lt;br /&gt;[18] Am I loveable?&lt;br /&gt;[19] How long have you known me?&lt;br /&gt;[20] Describe me in one word.&lt;br /&gt;[21] What was your first impression?&lt;br /&gt;[22] Do you still think that way about me now?&lt;br /&gt;[23] What do you think my weakness is?&lt;br /&gt;[24] Do you think I'll get married?&lt;br /&gt;[25] What about me makes you happy?&lt;br /&gt;[26] What about me makes you sad?&lt;br /&gt;[27] What reminds you of me?&lt;br /&gt;[28] What's something you would change about me?&lt;br /&gt;[29] How well do you know me?&lt;br /&gt;[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?&lt;br /&gt;[31] Do you think I would kill someone?&lt;br /&gt;[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?</content>
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